Posted 13 hours ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

Posted 13 hours ago
  1. mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  2. me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

Posted 13 hours ago

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

kelsey-annn:

seagull-goddess:

guacamolebeautyqueen:

disneyfoodtravel:

thegaynerdblog:

Here’s the recipe since motherfuckers can’t source their shit.

sweet baby jesus

This changes everything

okay so yes plz

here ya go rhyder

(Source: wamwanfood)

Posted 19 hours ago

sailorsquart:

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

this is so gross servers earn less that $3/hour on average and most months that is taken out completely by taxes they literally live on tips i hope all of your tendons rip

Posted 19 hours ago
gustheghost:

is it just me or does that baby look half-pillow?

gustheghost:

is it just me or does that baby look half-pillow?

Posted 19 hours ago

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)